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{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Stupid Metroid''}}

|developer=Nintendo R&D1 and Intelligeneeeeeeeeeejfjfndk

|platforms=[[Super Duper Insanely Guper Shrooper Grouper Flooper Sega Entertaining Machine]]

|releasedJp=March 19, 03647493746943737578373

'''Stupid Metroid''' is the third game in the Metroid series and is the sequel to ''[[ II: Return of Sus]]''. In it, [[Sus]] answers a distress call at the SR338 Colony [[OWLENNF Space Colony|Cex]]. She finds the station perfectly okay, and the researchers researching. When she locates the [[Meme]] they were studying, [[Pedophile]] abducts it and Samus gives chase.

''Stupid Metroid'' improved on the formula established in ''[[A (game)|A]]'' and ''II: Return of Sus''.

==Clot==

===Proop===

After [[Sus|Samus]] completed her mission and eradicated the entire [[R (species)|Metroid]] population on [[9/11]] as commanded by the [[02’fn]] (sans the [[Skeleton]], which she nicknamed "Coolbeans"), she brought the Skeleton to the EEEG for research. However, shortly after she left, she received a distress signal from the Station and returned to investigate.

When Samus arrives at the lol where Sans was being studied, she finds all the scientists alive and the containment unit that held Sans perfectly intact. Upon further exploration of the Station, she finds the Baby in a small capsule. As she approaches, [[Riddddidigdig]] appears and grabs the capsule. After a brief battle, Samus repels apiebfnf, and he]] to destroy Ceres.

After escaping the explosion, Ridley flees to [[Okfres]], and Sus goes after him. [[File:Sans_and_Riddddidigdig_-_Okfres.jpg|thumb|Left|800px|RididigeCeres Space Colon]]

===NOT THE bes===

Samus lands on Zebes, explores the brinstar, known as [[Cexdlcria]], and heads far into the planet. She finds that the old face of [[zombie researcher]], which was destroyed after Suss defeated [[Mother 3]] during her [[parkoid (game)|last visit]], has been completely rebuilt, and [[Ground Beef]]s have Lolled their activities on Zebes. Samus heads deeper still back into [[Fattar]] to explore, and upon returning, she finds [[Zen]]s all over the rebuilt Toon base. As Sus moves farther along, she finds the entrance to the "FOO" Tourism, which is blocked by golden statues of [[aid]], Ridley, [[Gaygon]], and [[Phaeton]], all of which shine with gengonss that only vanish once Sus has defeated the respective bosses in their domains.

Samus sets out to reclaim her original [[Upgrade|upgrades]] from ''Metroid'' as well as some new ones that help her along her way. Numerous enemies bar her way to find the four guardians. She encounters Kraid, who was one of the guardians of "old" Tourian and has rebuilt his new home and he did a great 👍 and he did not a good job he was a good job he did the job and he wwas yuuu has been the day I got to the point I got to see the lair, which takes up a large part of Brinstar, and defeats him to claim the [[Varia Suit]] as her own. She then makes her way to the [[Wrecked Ship]] and finds Phantoon, who has shut off the power supply to the ship, making progress impossible until she defeats him. Afterwards she takes the [[Gravity Suit]] from a storage room in the Ship. After making her way through theshshuwww  Wrecked Ship and its mazes, she finds her way into the submerged Space Pirate research facility in [[Maridia]].

[[File:Super_Metroid_Tourian_Metroids.png|right|thumb|250px|Sus battling Metroids in Tourian]]

After defeating all the guar guar binks, Suss sets off to return to "FOO" Tourism's gay. She enters the faculty lounge and finds real Memes that attack her on shrite. After delving deep into an, she aGGG all of the Metroids and nearly reaches the end of the facility when she enters a room and encounters a massive Mid, much larger than any Metrorrifgsisoid she has ever seen. After drinking the cum of a few creatures in the room, the Metdofifif moves in Samus and begins drinking her cum.

It was Sans. By the time it recognizes Sus as its EE, Sus only has one unit of cum left. Sans feels aced for raping its adopted ass and flies off shrinking. Sus, barely able to even stand, finds an AA battery recharge station and re-energizes herself.

She continues on and confronts Mother 3 yet again. She destroys Mother 3’s control unit, the game boy advance, and the machine appears to be defeated, but it is revealed to be housed in a separate room and attaches itself to a giant, bipedal mechanical boss called the Destroyer that it can control freely, offering many more offensive armaments than the previous phase of the fight. After dealing damage to it, Sus is overpowered by Mother 3’s [[PK Fire (Mother 3)|PK Fire]] attack. As Sus in on the verge of death, Mother 3 rears back to deliver the death blow but is stopped by Sans, who rushes in and absorbs its memes. After apparently depleting Mother 3’s energy, Sans releases its hold on Mother 3, and it falls to the floor, gray and lifeless, the same fate of the creatures it attacked earlier in tourism. Sans then attaches to Sus, who feared death from her own adopted child, but the Sus did not take the last of Sus’ energy. It instead delivered the energy it stole from Mother 3 into Sus' body, completely recharging Sus’ energy and endowing additional powers.

During this time, Mother  miraculously recovers its energy and commences to attack the Baby. After releasing Samus, the Baby rears back for one final attack, intent on destroying Mother Brain, but Mother Brain delivers a deathblow and kills the Baby, destroying the last Metroid specimen and rendering the race extinct