Yo. Yo. Yo. SZM is here fosho. I am TheSuperZeldaMan, one of the first thousand to take a look at this site. As my journey through editing slowly went on through a two-month period of being the number one editor on the site, I've managed to catch the eye of [[User:Melchizedek|The Boss]] (no, not [[Template:User Boss|her]]) and become an [[Metroid Wiki:Staff and Contact#Administrators|administrator]] myself. I am tied between a deep and passionate love for the [http://zeldawiki.org/The_Legend_of_Zelda_(series) ''Legend of Zelda''] series by [[Nintendo]] and the ''Metal Gear'' series by Konami. However, ''[[Metroid (series)|Metroid]]'' is an amazingly close second as I share an immense love for it as well. I have ''[[Metroid: Other M|Other M]]'' second on my pre-order list (after a [http://zeldawiki.org/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Skyward_Sword certain other beauty]), with ''Metal Gear Solid: Rising'' next up. I'm a huge fan of Let's Playing and otaku heroes (Travis TouchDOWN!!!!!) Nevertheless, if you come across pretty much any article that you think would have been created immediately after the site's launch, it was probably made by me. However, most of them were expanded by a [[User:Malake256|taco-hating retard]], and most great enemy articles were created to the fullest by a [[User:Metroidking|Tingle Assassin]]. What I mostly do now is make templates, expand important articles, utterly FAIL at GIMP, upload screenshots, and run our YouTube channel.. Thanks for visiting this amazing site as well as my page, and know that I can help you with anything. [[User talk:TheSuperZeldaMan|Talk to me about it]]. Have an epic day.
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{{Quote|It's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. But what makes us human is that we fight for others. But who do you fight for? How hard must you fight...? That's the true measure of what human life is worth. We defense attorneys are warriors who are constantly challenged by that question. Even when the battle is over, and the bonds that connect us are severed... We always return... Time and time again.|Phoenix Wright}}
This user wishes he could be as badass as Gray Fox.
This user is a fan of Big Boss.
This user lives on through The Boss's will.
"You're pretty good!"
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD SNAKE
This user is a member of FOXHOUND
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Turn the game console off right now!
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Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home.
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How should I put it, it was like they were..."intimate."
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Gray Fox...Colonel, that ninja was Gray Fox!
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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That's just about as low as anyone can possibly stoop! I can't believe you sometimes...
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...Infiltrate...the enemy fortress...Outer Heaven!
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...Destroy...the final weapon...Metal Gear!
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Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori
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Tsuzumigataki, Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita
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Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai, Myoukenguchi
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Just call me...Deepthroat.
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock.
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I need scissors! 61!
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I can't believe it - that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in the women's bathroom...
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Snake!? Snake!?!? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!
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La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo. La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
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ZZ...zz...
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You're...the shit!
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Oh, wait! We're on PlayStation 3 system! It's a Blu-Ray Disk. Dual-Layered, too. No need to swap.
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Damn it, Otacon, get a grip!
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Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!
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Zz...zz...(mumble)...MERYL!
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Snake! We're not tools of the government, or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing I was good at...but at least I fought for what I believed in! Snake...farewell.
— Gray Fox-WE WILL REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS
(sniff) This bitch is wearing perfume!
— Revolver Ocelot
You're...the shit!
— Otacon
IN THA BATHROOM!!!
— NCS
Yeah, I'm Solid Snake, fool.
— ALG
I need scissors! 61!
— Colonel (GW version)
I tell ya, every time I go in there, it smells like BURNING DEODORANThahahaha.......ahaHAHAHA...
— NCS
(laughs for 47 seconds)
Ohoh my God!!! It's not that funny!!!!
— NCS
On Youtube:
stupid metroid wiki staff, banning me for 1 week for no reason (this happend 1 week ago btw) I never disrespected there staff, I only flamed a vandal, and I know my edits arn't the best but still...ugh, i'm saying the truth then i'm ditching that piece of crap wiki, I hope the website crashes and gets destroyed...
You said it yourself. So bye bye. But before you go, have some truth: you can't ditch somewhere if you're kicked out first. Have fun living a life with that hope that will never become fruition.
